Before you read about me, let me give you some completely subjective and bogus stats about me:

  • How put together am I?67%67%
    • How awesome am I?51%51%
    • Do people like me?50%50%
    • How sure are we about the above?2%2%
    • How ridiculous is this?99%99%

 

 

OK, now is when I really tell you about myself. But, I'm not going to just give you a sales pitch, I'm going to give you some real facts:

  1. I've come to the conclusion that I am becoming an old man as we speak, as evidenced by...
  2. I'm 45, and...
  3. I'm married to the single greatest woman ever (kind of a humble bragm she'll probably never see this but if she does - don't be embarassed)...
  4. I have two teenagers, and Mom, I am sorry for my teenage years...
  5. We are, in fact, a family that loves animals and has way too many pets...
  6. I used to fancy myself something of a gamer, but...
  7. I am getting older and games these days aren't as awesome as they once were.
  8. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say Resident Evil 4 was the pinnacle of gaming and the last good unique game released was Brutal Legend...
  9. ↑ I know that i kind of inflamatory, but it is an opinion, and everyone has one.
  10. I have been working in some form of service-based industry my entire life (restaurants, retail, sales, etc.) and have built a career around mitigating risk exposure and continuously improving the quality of services being provided, so...
  11. I have been in healthcare for over 20 years and wouldn't you know it, my day job title has both "quality" and "risk" in it, and...
  12. Yes, I do own a consulting business, but...
  13. Recently it has become advisory & education only; it no longer has any done-for-you services, but we'll tell you what to do and how to do it yourself.
  14. On a personal level, I do currently have three different series of writing works-in-progress, and...
  15. I know that sounds like a lot, but they are three entirely different things, including...
  16. A business series on process improvement...
  17. A series of memoirs about my trials and tribulations in life, and...
  18. An urban fantasy series.
  19. Those memoirs will include this fun thing: yeah, I have had serious cancer...
  20. By serious, I mean metastatic HPV-related anal cancer that was also in my lung and brain...
  21. So, it's legit and I have a Tik Tok that i don't update enough about it (@chuckfightscancer)...
  22. Which means I am going to tell the story in multiple ways.

If you want to know more, feel free to find my on social media (if you an't find me with the information on this website and basic internet tools, I'm probably not the person for you. I jest. You could also use the contact form on this site. I'm around and can be found is the point.

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